From the absurd product fileSo I'm at Target the other day and I'm in line. You know how there's always stuff over in the line to try to entice you to buy a last minute item, right? Well, I'm glancing at what's over there as I wait and I come across a small cup of sunflower seeds.
Looks normal enough until I read what's written along the top.
Not only does it remind us to
Spit Responsibly! but, they
trademarked the phrase, "Spit Responsibly!" What the hell kind of world is this where you have to put instructions for expelling the product from your mouth AND trademark it? How many people really, really now are going to be like, "Damn. I wish I would have trademarked that phrase first!"
It baffles the mind.
~ flowers bloom near Memory and Dream
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