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Sunday, July 06, 2003

The Good
Go to google

Type weapons of mass destruction

DON'T PRESS SEARCH! Instead, click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

Read the page and laugh.

(In the event it doesn't work - which it should - this is the page it takes you to)

The Bad
Got to Busch Gardens yesterday at like 5-6pm or so (I'm not sure as my watch was broken) and wandered around, doing nothing, in a group with Rand's folks and a teenaged girl that's the daughter of another friend for hours. Hot, humid, miserable and bored we were went to see the fireworks at 10pm. Rand got to not feeling well, my Love was overheated and I was just ready to go home, but even though we came in two cars (Rand, my Love and I in one), his mom didn't want us to leave and was going to leave if we did, blah, blah blah, so we ended up staying to see the fireworks (Which were nice enough, just not worth hours and hours of being hot and uncomfortable and ready to go home). The lead singer from Bad Company was playing a show before the fireworks and there's apparently a big grassy area next to the Gwazi rollercoaster and that's were everyone went to see the show/fireworks. Afterwards it was a nightmare - we had to walk all the way across the street because the tram line was waaay backed up. Once we were there, we got to the car and proceeded to sit in line for over a half an hour trying to get out. We had to make a left turn, but they kept letting the trams cross straight instead and then the people were massing inbetween and infront of the cars and some light cycles not even ONE car got to make their left turn. It was fucking unbelievable. I was so happy to go home. By then, I was getting a full-fledged migraine and I just wanted to go to sleep.

The Ugly
TLC's Pros and Cons show. Ugh, that was crap. The joke of this post is the subtitle of the show: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly. First off, it was literally a BBC show - not like a remake of a BBC show the way our Trading Spaces is their Changing Rooms - no, I mean it took place in London and the people were British and everything. The point of the show is that (in this episode, guess it changes each time) that this lady was planning her wedding and needed a wedding planner. So, one ("the good") is this famous wedding planner, the second ("the bad") is this woman who planned her own wedding, but it was a disaster, and the third ("the ugly") was this publising assistant guy who's never planned anything and is utterly clueless. They interview the three to find out who's going to get the job. That person has to not tell them the truth until the day of the wedding. The good had to tell the truth; the bad exgagerated; the ugly bald-faced lied. Well, they picked the ugly and proceeded to show this utter BITCH of a bride-to-be hate everything. Granted, he wasn't sleek about what he was doing but he sure as hell tried and did a damned good job as far as it was he didn't know shit. Plus, the wedding was in six weeks and they wanted like 220 people to arrive and were spending 15 thousand POUNDS (so that's like $25,000 currently per conversion rate). Sheesh!

Anyway, the show sucked. And if it weren't for the fact it was on at 1am and I had the beginnings of a migraine and I was just too out of it to bother trying to find something better to watch, I wouldn't have watched it.

The Rest
Not really anything else but the closing. So... ta.

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