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Tuesday, February 05, 2002

How to tell if your cat has a problem:
(ask yourself the following questions)

1. does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and spend the other two hours in non-stop eating?
2. does your cat take frequent naps in annoying places, such as in the center of the dinner table, in the kitchen sink, or on top of your freshly-cleaned-off-hair (and favorite) bedspread?
3. is your cat selfish? conceited? arrogant? aloof? insensitive?
4. does she wake you up in the middle of the night and refuse to stop meowing until you accompany her to her food bowl to watch her eat?
5. does your cat tear down holiday decorations? does she destroy any stuffed toy or cat-sized household ornament which might be misconstrued as her competition?
6. does your cat perceive herself to be sole owner of all property? does she often show disdain for your taste, or act as if you are an embarrassment to her?

if you answered "yes" to most of these questions....congratulations, it's a normal cat.



Cute. More later.

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